Redefining Southern HERitage
We’re redefining Southern HERitage – just really putting the “red” back in redneck! We’re rewriting the white-washed narrative of the South. The Southern spirit is rebellious. And I don’t mean the kinda “rebels” who lost the Civil War. I’m talking about the moonshine runners, the proud union workers, the slave rebellions. We have a rich history here of people fighting for their rights, and we aim to bring that to the surface.
- 7 Things NOT to Say to a Trans Girl if You Want to Get Laid
Are you constantly talking yourself out of sex with trans women who, up until you opened your mouth, were so ready for it? Do you find yourself chatting up trans women who are showing interest in you and maybe even …
- Bi Woman Suffers Orientation Whiplash
A local bisexual woman has been diagnosed with a new condition tentatively being called Sexual Orientation Whiplash.
- The All-New Sports Enhancement Sensation: ESTROGEN!
Are you tired of being picked last for games? Tired of being told you’re just no good at sports? Try ESTROGEN! Despite your less-than-mediocre stats, conservatives simply won’t be able to help themselves in validating your sportsball prowess! “I mean, it was just so obvious really. Guys were already laughing at me when I’d try to play sports with them and would say ‘haha the girl’s locker room is over there, faggot!’ So it seemed like the logical thing to do!” ESTROGEN! It’ll make your muscles atrophy, but somehow conservatives will suddenly think you’re just so good at sports! Take …
- Make Your Suicide Someone Else’s Problem
Content Warning:For talks about suicide in a way too casual and candid manner, which might make some readers uncomfortable. If you need someone to talk to, please reach out to:National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255Trans Lifeline: (877) 565-8860 _______________________________________ Now on with the show: I’ve dealt with suicidal ideation my entire life. But because I’ve been trained to not make my problems other people’s problems, all of my plans have had to involve the cleanest death possible, just so as not to inconvenience anyone who might find my body. In fact, I’ve literally planned out entire scenarios* where I would dig …
- Local Politicians Enforce Transgender Sports Advantage
Local politicians driven to abolishing fairness in athletics have passed laws forcing boys to play on the girls’ teams.
“We saw that Texas boy go 88-0 against girls in wrestling and thought, wow, this is exactly what we need to do to destroy girls’ sports!” quips an Alabama state politician on condition of anonymity. “Nobody cares about girls’ athletics anyway. But seeing a trans kid go uncontested for multiple championships? Yeah, that’s the stuff.”